As the War on Terrorism continues unabated, Tony Blair (UK Prime Minister)
needs to find those weapons, to justify the invasion of Iraq, a
sovereign nation. We all know that Saddam Hussein was not a nice man ...
and we can all name at least three other nations whose leaders are not
nice men. Two of which are supplied (as was Iraq) with weaponry to use
on their citizens. By the UK.
Being not a nice man is sufficient grounds for not supplying weapons
to, but not sufficient grounds for invading a non-threatening nation.
Let's find those weapons and prove Tony right!
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